Whacked spam of the day

Sounds like it would be a rlleay good book to give a new mum! How long have you been a vegetarian?

Dear Charles, I’m a Vietnam vtareen who counseled WWII POWs from Germany for many years. It’s a credit to your humanity that you choked a bit. The horrors are more than most people can imagine or stomach.

My hair is stuck in Chapter 8. ORANGE. Only this time it wasn’t sun-in (though it has been in the past).This time it’s ORANGE: when you dcdeie to stop dying your hair red. Cold turkey.

I think “my hair is stuck in Chapter 8.” is going to become my new byline.