Parts of it are so, so good. Every scene with Rutger Hauer. Daryl Hannah. William Sanderson. The dark world and the melange of clothing and language and the strange tiny children? Mutants? Sanderson’s apartment, filled with his companions. The rain.

I’m a fan of Harrison Ford, but he didn’t fit this movie. He lacks noir authority, and he needed it to pull off Deckard. I watch the scene below, Hauer’s Tears in the Rain speech, and dammit they cut to Ford’s reaction and all he has to offer is his Han Solo “oops’ expression. I’m not sure who from that early 80s era would have worked better. A more coiled-spring type, yes, but I can’t think of a name. But hi-ho open-face sandwich? No. I read that he fought against the inclusion of the voiceovers, and I agree with him. I know they’re a noir convention, but they added nothing to the story and Ford’s voice made them worse.

Yes, I do so like him. But here he’s a pastel golf shirt at a Goth Ball.

Hauer is incredible. Terrifying and mad, yet tender in his scenes with Hannah. But when they’re together in Sanderson’s flat, there’s that undercurrent. That they schemed to get in and now they’re there. That they’ve come for something, and they won’t leave until they get it. That Sanderson is likely a dead man. And they do it all with looks. The danger comes off of them in waves as they smile at one another.

I guess you could say I was enthralled.

Keep your breath to cool your porridge.

Mordez-moi aussi, duckie.

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Busy morning at the day job. Home during lunch to let out the pups, a little later than usual. Color me In A Hurry. Dump purse, keys, etc on kitchen table, grab towel, and go out on deck to wait for pups so’s I could wipe their muddy paws before they went inside. Close door after me, because that’s what you do. Wipe pup paws, then open door to go back inside. Try to open door. Try really, really hard.

Yeah.

You see, back door is problematic. It’s old, which means that all the trimsulation or whatever the hell you call it is old as well. Most of it is cracked or missing, so last year I inserted some lengths of narrow foam stripping to fill in gaps and keep out cold air etc. For some time, this insulation remained puffy enough to keep the door from closing completely–the deadlatch wouldn’t catch and the door would pop open. To keep the door closed, I either had to slam it really hard, or engage the deadbolt. The deadbolt is locked on the inside with a thumbturn and on the outside with a key. The second lock, on the door handle, was never really an issue because the door never shut properly. I usually left it engaged.

Now last summer, I accidentally slammed the door and did manage to lock myself out. But I cranked down on the door handle and pushed with my shoulder and the door opened because the insulation was still thick enough to keep the deadlatch from extending all the way.

The insulation has thinned since then. If the door is closed with force, like when one is rushing out onto the deck with a towel to wipe muddy pup paws, the deadlatch will extend all the way.

Yeah.

I must have spent a good 45 minutes trying to open that door. I cranked on the handle and pushed, cranked and pushed. Cranked and kicked. Kicked many many times. Hunted for anything on the deck or out on the yard that I could use as a pry. Wondered whether I should just give up and drive to the hardware store and call a locksmith. I did have my car keys, but drivers license was in wallet, which was in purse, which was safely secured inside the house, along with two sets of house keys and my phone.

I debated breaking the door glass (French door–lotta glass). Instead, I searched the deck again, and found a short pole behind the wood rack. I braced it against the door handle and levered it down, down, down, cranking the door handle more and more until the screw posts cracked. Pulled the knob apart, and got in the house.

Bought a new handle after work and installed it. It’s not perfect. The deadbolt is dull brass, but the local store didn’t have an entry door handle with the same finish. So I settled for worn bronze, which is black with coppery undertones. And since the handles curve, I need to reverse them at some point–they curve up, and they’re supposed to curve down, which means I need to pop them off the spindle and reverse them. Just don’t feel like dealing with that now. My right shoulder and arm are a little stiff from grappling with the door handle and pushing, and my right foot is a little stiff from kicking. Nothing serious, she said, fingers crossed. I’m just happy that the door closes.

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Looks like I’m going to have to upgrade to Lion in the near future. MobileMe, the older Backup/iDisk/Mail/calendar service, is going away, to be replaced by iCloud, which requires Lion to run. I haven’t heard great things about Lion, so I will wait as long as I can. But sometime in the next few months, I will have to give up Snow Leopard and move on.

I saw that Mountain Lion will be coming out this summer, which is another hint that Lion wasn’t all that great. Poor kitty. He deserved better.

Just in time for work-day Monday.

Head’s still a bit stuffy, but I felt well enough to get groceries and gasoline and run Kuro through the carwash. Given how I felt only 48 hours ago, that was like getting wings and taking flight. I so hate being sick.

ABC-Family showed Harry Potter all weekend, so they served as background for the day. Last episode of Downton Abbey tonight, which I will likely watch. I want to see what happens to Sir Richard. I really like Iain Glen, the actor who plays him. But Sir Richard is a rotter and doesn’t deserve to end well.

I think “my hair is stuck in Chapter 8.” is going to become my new byline.

Your degree of insignificance will vary depending where you set the slider.

I had planned to take a half-day’s vacation, get the grocery shopping done, then work on Stuff. Instead…the head cold that I thought had pretty much run its course doubled back Thursday night and broadsided me. Full head and choppy sleep last night. Today, full head along with chills and body aches. I came home at lunch, popped ibuprofen, then changed into pj’s and propped myself up on the couch. Slept for about an hour. Woke up feeling a little better. Less achy. Head’s a little clearer.

I’m craving complex carbs, so that’s been the day. Oatmeal. Whole grain cereal. Yogurt. Fruit. Minimal fat. Meat? Ick. Might have pb&j on toast later.

Yes, I know head colds are only supposed to affect one from the neck up, but just about every cold I have had for the last 15 years has been like this, more the miniflu than a cold. The body aches I had with the last bout of full-blown flu I suffered through were 10x worse. Weep-worthy. These were just uncomfortable.

I hope this was the last hurrah, because I need to have a good weekend.

There is the potential of tights becoming developed that could remain ladder-free, created from a newly created material that can repair itself when the edges are brought back together. As it is possible to see, hosiery has come a extended way, and it really is undoubtedly going additional!

In other news, the head cold that I thought had run its course paid a return visit today. Chills. Body and headaches. Sneezing. I’m now at the point where I can breathe through my nose, but can’t taste anything. At least my throat stopped hurting.

In hockey news, looks as though the Hawks are in danger of winning one tonight. But they still have 18 minutes to screw things up, so I shall withhold my it’saboutdamnedtimes until the game is well and truly over. Like when all the guys are in the shower, or something.

Watching Pretty in Pink. Love the music, but oy, the shoulderpads.

Teeny little buggers.

Miniature Chameleon Sits on the Head of a Match.

Thanks to Jeffrey Richard over at Facebook for the link.